幽默的英语句子大全，英语幽默的句子(86句)

1、Your biggest problem is not to be confused about the future, but to be unable to get up.

2、There is no barrier in the world that can't be crossed, only one that can't be crossed.

3、To be a carefree eater, to be a fool.

4、老师，你给我多少分，我就祝你活到多少岁。

5、Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, at the same time the teacher wants to give up you.

6、The world has always been cruel、You can only be a doll if you don't play.

7、Want to be with you, pass on the stupid to you.

8、往后余生，爆瘦是我，有钱也是我。

9、Don't call me housemaid, please call me Madame Curie!

10、装什么城里人，现在地球都叫村。

11、特别喜欢老师发飙，骂我们一节课，然后下课。

12、I hope that when I receive the red packet, I will open it and write another packet.

13、有时候肥也是一种美，起码我肥而不腻。

14、I have an early heart, but my bed does not agree.

15、认识你之后，一种智力上的优越感，油然而生。

16、You are the song in my heart, always make me thrill.

17、Narcissism is not a crime、Please line up behind if you are infatuated with brother.

18、It's no use having eyes when you're blind.

19、Dream still has to have, otherwise one day drink much what you chat with people.

20、我有一颗早起的心，可我的被窝不同意。

21、成熟不是心变老，而是装逼的次数越来越少。

22、你就是我心中的那首忐忑，总是让我惊心动魄。

23、Youth is crazy running, and then gorgeous fall.

24、说好一起到白头，你却偷偷焗了油！

25、生活不只有眼前的苟且，还有数不清的作业。

26、做一只可爱的小仙女，然后把全世界都变可爱。

27、The earth is now called a village.

28、I'm not a customer service person、You have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

29、梦想被狗吃了，然后过上了狗样的生活。

30、有的人，做面膜的时候，比真人好看多了。

31、你还真别瞧不起胖子，瘦下来迷死一片一片的。

32、这天真的是太热了，想找个人冷战几天。

33、泼出去的水，老子连盆子都不要了。

34、我不喜欢你，像吃了花椒的邻居，麻了隔壁。

35、那些迈不过去的坎儿，还不是因为你腿短！

36、Love is not so easy, everyone has their own mobile phone.

37、做一个吃货无忧无虑，当一个痴货无牵无挂。

38、找男朋友的要求不高，跟女孩子讲过话的不要。

39、我卖的了梦，装得了酷，我是超级无敌美少女。

40、不要当着我的面说别人坏话，不然我也想说。

41、Life is not just about living in front of you, there are countless homework.

42、虽然我不能菩度众生，但我可以祸害苍生。

43、暗恋是成功的哑剧，说出来就成了悲剧！

44、多希望接红包的时候，打开里面写着再来一包。

45、她们都很迷人，我不一样，我磨人。

46、I sold the dream, pretended to be cool, I am the super invincible beautiful girl.

47、梦想还是要有的，不然哪天喝多了你跟人聊啥。

48、I'm relieved to know that you're not doing well.

49、有些事情无须争辩，表面服从，偷偷反抗。

50、车到山前必有路，有路我也刹不住。

51、自从用了黑人牙膏，牙齿白了，人黑了。

52、Sometimes fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I'm fat but not greasy.

53、After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

54、长这么大，作业一直对我们不离不弃。

55、I don't clean my room、I'm a mess girl.

56、友情就像花瓶一样，被人一捣鼓就碎了。

57、It's not very demanding to find a boyfriend、Don't talk to a girl.

58、相爱没有那么容易，每个人都有自己的手机。

59、他人笑我穿得厚，我笑他人冻得透。

60、春困，夏倦，秋乏，冬眠，四季如梦。

61、You really don't look down on fat people、You're crazy when you're thin.

62、It's too hot this day、I want to find someone to fight for a few days.

63、For the rest of my life, it will be me to be skinny and me to be rich.

64、你最大的问题不是对未来迷茫，而是无法起床。

65、Sleepy spring, tired summer, tired autumn, hibernation, four seasons like a dream.

66、You say it's cold, I say it's cold.

67、Friendship is like a vase, which is broken as soon as it is pounded.

68、有时你想放弃老师，在此同时老师也想放弃你。

69、青春就是疯狂的奔跑，然后华丽的跌倒。

70、They are charming、I'm different、I grind people.

71、Don't treat me as a rival、Don't worry、I can't see your target.

72、Since I used black toothpaste, my teeth have been white and my people have been black.

73、把我想得太复杂，说明你也不简单。

74、Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the fewer and fewer times of pretending to force.

75、世界一直很残忍，你不做戏子只能做玩偶。

76、自恋不是罪，迷恋哥的请后面排队。

77、一个女人的王子，也许是另一个女人的青蛙。

78、Although I can't Bodhisattva all living beings, but I can harm all living beings.

79、Some people, when making facial mask, are much more beautiful than real people.

80、自拍这种东西：三分天注定，七分靠滤镜。

81、There must be a way to get to the front of the mountain、I can't stop when there is a way.

82、Don't discharge electricity to your sister、Your brother has a caller ID.

83、这世上没有过不去的坎，只有过不完的坎。

84、I think too complex, that you are not simple.

85、It's hot, isn't it? It's cool on the seventh Eve.

86、头这么痛，肯定是有人在榨取我的智慧。