生活大爆炸经典台词

1、If the correct way to do it is the wrong way, then I yield、

2、taiks、com）好好分析下数据你就不会再坠入“呆子谷”。

3、Explain to me an organizational system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid、 I'm just inferring that this is a couch, because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale、

4、Howard is teaching Sheldon Chinese、

5、Ah gravity, thou are a heartless bitch、

6、霍华德：话说，你终于要学普通话了我还真高兴。

7、I am truly sorry for what happened last night、 I take full responsibility and I hope it won't color your opinion of Leonard, who is not only a wonderful guy but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough lover、

8、There's always the possibility that alcohol and poor judgment on her part might lead to a nice romantic evening、

9、I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble Telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker、

10、谢耳朵：为嘛？

11、Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality、

12、There wouldn't have been any ass kickings if that stupid death ray had worked、

13、You did not “break up” with Joyce Kim、 She defected to North Korea、

14、At least now you can retrieve the black box from the twisted smoldering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her and analyze the data so that you don't crash into geek mountain again、

15、霍华德：等你说顺溜了，有十多亿中国人民等着你去烦，你就不用来烦我了。

16、Well, today we tried masturbating for money、

17、I thought she was a highly evolved creature of pure intellect, like me、 But recent events indicate that she may be a slave to her baser urges、

18、Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors、